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Dec. 17th, 2007 @ 11:12 am Firing this place up again
I would like to welcome a new member into the Sports Skanks Pantheon: Jessica Simpson, who is pretty much officially banging dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. She was at the Eagles/Cowboys game yesterday complete with a pink sparkle jersey and a vacant expression on her face. Her presence in the stands inspired Tony to completely stink up the joint. Amusingly, it was noted that last time Tony was this bad was when Carrie Underwood was watching. Note to Tony--tell your girlfriends to stay home.

Ignorant pink-clad fangirl alert!
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Date:December 17th, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC)
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First off, ew pink. Second off, given that Romo sucks so hard when his girlfriends are watching, odds are he probably tried way too hard to bed women before he became famous.
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Date:December 18th, 2007 02:24 pm (UTC)
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I think he made the "Dallas Cowboys quarterback = readily available pussy" connection sometime last year. It's a shame because he seems like a nice guy and certainly the last one I expected to go Hollywood.

And it's DISGUSTING how Jessica Simpson's father pimps her out.
Date:June 1st, 2008 02:54 am (UTC)
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He's becoming a starfucker...almost like our dear Tommy Boy (Tom Brady).